1 ChoOha ICU
1 ChoOha ICU
Mai Admit Hua
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Doctor:
Kis Ne Mara?
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ChoOha:
Kisi Ne NaHi
Ye Larkiya
Hamy Dekh
Ke Itna Chillati
Hai Ke Heart
Attack Ho Gya
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 705 views
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