Darkhat
Sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha
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Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai?
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Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai
kahen pait mai na chali jaye
by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!) / 692 views
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