2 Logon ka Aap Kuch Nahi Bigaar Saktay

2 Logon ka Aap Kuch Nahi Bigaar Saktay
1. Jo Moo per Jhoot bolay…
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2. Jo Darya K Us Paar Khara Ho Kar Aapko Mun Chirraye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 564 views
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