Pathan to 2nd Pathan: Yaar koi aisa Gift bata jo teri bhabhi k seedha Dil par lagay.




2nd Pathan: Goli maar day.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 724 views

American boy: Dogs

American boy: Dogs can find Bombs in my country, America.
Japanese boy: Fish can play Ball in my country, Japan.

Pakistani: That is not a big matter, Monkey can read SMS in my country, Pakistan.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Ki 2 Biwian Lar Pari

Pathan Ki 2 Biwian Lar Pari

Ik Boli: Aj Sunday Hy.

Dosri Boli: Nahi Aj Monday Hy.

PATHAN Tang Aa K Bola :
Hum Kya Pagal Hai
Jo Jumaa Parh Ke Aya Hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Any Key

I was trying to teach this sales person (for automated entrance system) how to enter his letters into Word Perfect.
I told him to select Word Perfect from his menu and when he did it gave him the opening screen which said, 'Press any key to continue...'

He looked at the keyboard for awhile then asked me, 'Where is the 'any' key?'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Sardar & Pathan were sitting outside a clinic.
Pathan was crying like anything.
So Sardar asked: Why are you crying?
Pathan replied: I came here for blood test
Sardar: So? Are you afraid?
Pathan: No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger
Hearing this Sardar started crying.
Pathan was astonished and asked Sardar: Why are you crying?
Sardar replied: I have come for my urine test

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Petrol pump

• Wife: ”Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”
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Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
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Petrol pump chaltay hain

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)