Sardar

Sardar kesi larki ke ghar reshta mangny gia
.
Larki ke ghar walon ne kaha ke hamari baiti abhi parh rahi hai
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Sardar: Koi bat nahi, mai 1 ghanta baad ajawonga

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 795 views
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