Qayamat k din
Qayamat k din allah pak sub ko aik
paper dega k apne apne gunah lekho
sub likh rehe honge achanak aap ki
awaz ai ge ” supply plz”! :-) )
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1408 views
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I Don't Need Any Car
I Don't Need A Bungalow
I Don't Need Servants
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Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years. Bob had always want to go flying. The desire deepen each time a barn stormer flew into town to offer rides. Bob would ask, and Sue would say, "No way, ten dollars is ten dollars."
The years went pay, and Bob figured he didn't have much longer, so he got Sue out to the show, explaining, it's free to watch, let's at least watch. And once he got there the feeling become real strong. Sue and Bob started an arguement.
The Pilot, between flights, overheard, listened to they problem, and said, "I'll tell you what, I'll take you up flying, and if you don't say a word the ride is on me, but if you back one sound, you pay ten dollars.
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"Well I almost said something when Sue fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."
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Use haamare area se bhagaane ka koi tareeka bataao?
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Jo marzi ho jae pakistanion ka aik hi naara hai.
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Baita:You Know Mom It’s Fashion:
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Maa:O BEGERATA
Log Teri Behen K Liye Aye Thy Aur Tjhe Pasand Kr K Chale Gaye Han.
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