Sardar in Exam Paper
Sardar: What Is The Cost Of Hair Cut? Barber: Rs 20
Sardar: Then What Is The Cost Of Shaving? Barber: Rs 10
Sardar: Oh! Ok Plz Shave My Head!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1031 views
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Which year?
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Beta: Nahi
Mom: Beta Chocolate Khaega?
Beta: Nahi
Mom: Beta Mithae Khaega?
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ek Aadmi dusre admi ko peet raha tha Aur khud jor jor se ro raha tha. jab logo ne usse pucha ki tum kyo ro raheho to usne kha- jab mai ise chodunga to ye bhi mujhe ise trah pitega.
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2_Dono sweet hai
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K Ap Cigarette Piti Hain?
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I Don't Drink Cigarette.
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