Sardar Declares
Sardar declares:
I will never marry in my life&. . .
I'll give same advice to my children also.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 562 views
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Maa: Beta Khana Khaega?
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Kitna roya tha wo apni mehboba ko call kar k
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Pathan:
Raat Mujhy 1 Aadmi Nay
Chaaku Dikha Ker Loot Liya
Friend:
Lekin Tery Pas To
Hamesha Gun Hoti Hy
Pathan:
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Nay Chupa Di Thi,
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Beautiful flowers die....
Nice stories end......
Lovely songs fade........ ..
Momeries are forgotten... ..
All things comes to end.....
But people like YOU always remain forever
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.
.
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.
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BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE
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