Customer Ek kilo gaay
Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.
Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.
Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 933 views
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