Email to William Shakespeare
Santa: I've Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespeare.
Banta: William Shakespeare
Is Dead, Stupid..
Santa: No Wonder, He Hasn't Replied As Well...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 942 views
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