Santa Ne Bhagwan Se Poocha:

Kya Main Agle Janam Main
Gadha Ban Sakta Hon?

Bhagwan Ne Jawab Diya:
Ek Hi Facility Baar Baar Nahi Mil Sakti.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 875 views

Pathan to maulvi

Molvi pathan se: sana aati hai?
Pathan :sana to nahein aati par us ki choti behn saba aati hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Lost In The Forest

A little girl and her dog are walking through the forest when they suddenly fall into a pit. They scramble and scramble but can't make their way out. The little girl yells, the dog barks, but no one is around to hear their calls for help. Slowly, the night sky turns black and they find themselves engulfed in utter darkness.

Off in the distance, the wolves begin howling. Each howl is louder and closer than the last.

The little girl holds the dog close to her chest and says sadly to the dog, "This is the worst mess in which ever have found ourselves, my darling Sparky."

"Yeah," the dog says, "we're really screwed."

"Sparky," the girl says, astonished, "I didn't know you could talk."

"Well," the dog says, "I was kinda waiting for the right time to tell you."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

7 Cheezein Jab Khatam Ho Jati Hai,

7 Cheezein Jab Khatam Ho Jati Hai, To Bahot
Takleef Hoti Hai.
1 “Pyaar”
2 “Rishta”
3 “School Life”
4 “Dosti”
5 “Paise”
6 “Sms Pack”
Akhiri
7 “Toilet Mein Paani“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Yaar Hamara Biwi Humko Chhor kar Chala Gaya

Pathan: Yaar Hamara Biwi Humko Chhor kar Chala Gaya.


Friend: Tum Usko Pyaar Nahi karta Hoga.


Pathan: O Nahi! Qasam Khuda Ka, Saga Behen Samajhta Tha Usko

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Headlights Not Working

Police Man: Stop, Stop, Tumhari Headlights kaam Nahi kar rahi,
Woh bandh hai.

Santa: Jaldi Se Hat Jao! Brakes Bhi Kaam Nahi Kar Rahe Hain. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)