Safeguard Sabun Hai
Bacha Dukandar Se:
Uncle Aapke Paas Safeguard Sabun Hai?
Dukandar: G Han.
Bacha: Phir Us Se Hath Dho Kar Ek Qulfi Dena. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 932 views
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