Punishment For a Woman?

Whats the Best Punishment For a Woman?

Give her New Clothes,
Matching Jewelery &
Nice Cosmetics...

And then Lock her in a Room
Without a Mirror. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 878 views
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