pathan to TT

Pathan: Shalimar Expres Kitne Baje Ayegi?
TT: 9 Bajy


Pathan: Local train
TT: 1 Bajy


Pathan: Mal Gari?
TT: 12 Bajy


TT: Jana Kahan He?
Pathan: Patri Cross Karni He.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 962 views
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