Santa 500 k note pe likha number
Santa 500 k note pe likha number dial kr rha tha. Banta = kya kr rhe ho? Santa= mai dekh rha hu, gandhiji to chale gye par unka mobile kiske pass hai?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 912 views
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