1 Molvi Dua maang raha tha
1 Molvi Dua maang raha tha: Ya ALLAH Shahadat ki mout Dey.Paas betha 1 Baba bola:Molvi G Jihaad te tussi jana Nai te Halway wich Bomb kisi ne pana nai.
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