Ek bar chor
1baar Adnan sami k ghar me chor aayaAdnan chor
K upar baitha Or bola Ramu police ko bulaRamu-
Sahab chppl nhi mil rhiCHOR bola-Meri pehen le par
Jaldi Jaa.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 827 views
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Rahul Gandhi :
Mom hum is desh ko
kab tak lootenge??
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Sonia :
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Hamari help kaun
karega??
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Sonia
‘SON OF SARDAR’
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Tha”
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'TEACHER:
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SARDAR:
ISHQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY.
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