Story sunao with moral
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Santa: 1din hm un k gar gye to wo soye huye the,1 din wo hmare ghar aye to hum soye huye the.
Moral: Jaisi karni, waisi bharni.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1039 views
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It was the first day of a new school year.
Three boys arrive at class late and the teacher
asks the first boy "Why are you tardy," the boy
replies "I've been on Blueberry Hill" the teacher
said "Take your seat."
She asks the next boy why he was late. "I was on
Blueberry Hill also" he replied.
Then she asked the third boy, but he replied with
the same answer.
As the boys we're sitting down a girl arrives in.
"Let me guess", said the teacher. "You where on
Bluberry Hill aslo"
"NO.... I am Blueberry Hill" replied the girl.
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Phool wala:
Sahab ye phool apni girl friend ke liye lejayen..
Admi:
Meri koi girl frnd nahi...
...
Phool wala:
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Admi:
Meri koi mengatar bhi nahi..
Phool wala:
Phir apni biwi ke liye lejayen...
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your time has EXpired
now EXit my life
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Beta choori krna buri baat hy
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Hota hy
Bubbli-
Lekin ami jan mera AMROOD
To metha tha
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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jaye tu.
aap kia kro ge?”
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