Hum Log Ghar ki Rakhwali
Hum Log Ghar ki Rakhwali k Liye kUTTA Rakhte Hain.
Pakistani Citizen:
Ye Konsi Bari Baat Hai..
"Humne To Pure Mulk k Liye Rakha Hua Hai.."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 617 views
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