Hum Log Ghar ki Rakhwali

Hum Log Ghar ki Rakhwali k Liye kUTTA Rakhte Hain.

Pakistani Citizen:

Ye Konsi Bari Baat Hai..

"Humne To Pure Mulk k Liye Rakha Hua Hai.."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 882 views
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