Wo 3 Words Batao
TEACHER:Wo 3 Words Batao
Jo Sabse Jyada Bole Jate He?
STUDENT:Muje Nahi Pata.
TEACHER:Shabash Beta, Baith Jao.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 956 views
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