TEACHER:Wo 3 Words Batao
Jo Sabse Jyada Bole Jate He?

STUDENT:Muje Nahi Pata.

TEACHER:Shabash Beta, Baith Jao.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1030 views

Ek baar ek Totaa

Ek baar ek Totaa (Bole to Parrot) Ud raha tha full speed par.

Uske saamne achanak full speed mein ek Ferrari aa rahi thi, dono ki takkar hui…

Totaa behosh hoga ya, raste mein ek bhikari tha usne Totaa ko uthaya aur ghar le gaya.

Usko marham lagaya aur pinjare mein rakh diya.

Jab Totaa ko hosh aaya, usne apne aap ko pinjare mein dekha.

Aur bola, “Aalia … JAIL …. Woh Ferrari ka driver mar gaya kya ??

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

The sick brother

Jack: “My brother was sick and went to the doctor.” John: “Is he feeling better now?” Jack:

“No, he has a broken arm.” John: “How did he break it?” Jack:

“Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happened, to follow that prescription. And the prescription blew out of the window.” John: “How did he break his arm?” Jack:

“He fell out of the window trying to follow the prescription.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Battery & Woman

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive sid

by usmanzahid (few years ago!)

Answering Machine!

A sardarji, having bought a new phone with the latest model of answering machine had to disconnect it the very next day.
He was very disturbed when he heard his friend say, "abey, phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hoon".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

GOLU har roz maths

GOLU har roz maths teacher ko phone lagata H Tcher ki wife:Kitni bar kaha wo mar gaye h,bar-2 phone Q karte ho

GOLU: sun ke acha lagta h.....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)