Matlab bata
Santa: I am going ka kya matlab hota Hai….?
Banta: Main Jaa Raha hoon.
Santa: Aise to tera bap bhi nahi Ja sakta PehLe MatLab Bata.
by Asim Raza (few years ago!) / 1020 views
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