1 Admi GOLU Ko Mar Raha Tha

1 Admi GOLU Ko Mar Raha Tha
Logo Ne Poocha K Q Maar Rhe Ho
Aadmi-Sala 1 Ghante Se Pooch Raha Hy K
Phir Sailab Kb Aaega

Muje Rashan Nai Mila

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 873 views
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