Papa agr aapko pata chale ki
KID-Papa agr aapko pata chale ki me First Divison pas hua to aapko kaisa lagega? PAPA-Mai to Khusi se Pagl ho jaunga.
KID-Bas isi Dar se me Fail ho gya!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 937 views
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Kyo?
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