3 Kale Dosto Ko GOD Ne Vardan Offer Kia
3 Kale Dosto Ko GOD Ne Vardan Offer Kia
1st-Muje Gora Bana Do
2nd-Muje B
3rd-Hi Hi Hi,Inko Fir Se Kala Bana Do
Moral-Kch Dost Kamine Hi Rehte H
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