GOLU-Yaar,Meri Ghadi(Watch) Kho Gayi

MOLU-Chalti Thi Kya..?

GOLU-Ha..Yaar Chalti Thi

MOLU-Tab to jarur chalkar kahi Gayi Hogi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 545 views

A Group Of Elephants Wer Siting On A Street

A Group Of Elephants Wer Siting On A Street

A Sexy Femal Elephant Pases By Them
Then A
Loafer Elephant Said.
Wow!

Wat A Figure!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

James Bond Buys A Pan

One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4 Rs. for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs.


When paan waala asks him for the rest of the money, Bond replies
Dhai(2.5) another day!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

3 cheezen'

3 cheezen kismat walun ko milti hain,
1.sacha pyaar
2.meetha kharboza
3.kam se kam rakhne wala rishtadar

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Kya Package Hai?

Hamari New Generation Miss Ne
KG1 Class K Bache Se Kaha
1 Se 10 Tak Gino Me Tume Kiss Dungi
Baccha: Aagr Me 1 Se 100 Tak Ginu
to Kya Package Hai?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan

ghar k pechy jo nadi hai us mei phenk k bhag ja

Pathan calls his wife from Sheikhupura

nokar ne phon receve kia

pathan:

Begam Saheba se baat krvao

nokar:

Wo to sahab k sath dinner kr rahi hen,

pathan:

Par sahab to main hu,

nokar:

Ab me kya karu?

Pathan:

Mar de dono ko

AFTER KILLING

nokar:

Lashon ka kya kru?

Pathan:

ghar k pechy jo nadi hai us mei phenk k bhag ja

nokar:

Par ghar ke peechy to koi nadi nahi hai

pathan:

To kya ye 3530153 num nahi hai?

nokar

Nahi

pthan

sorryWRoNG NuMBEr

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)