Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 918 views
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