Santa class me haans raha tha

Santa class me haans raha tha,
Ek ladka bola : Stand UP, kaun ho tum?

Santa : Tum kaun ho?

Ladka : Mein monitor hu
Santa : Te phir mein CPU hu!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 845 views
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