Pathan SMS
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Sardar: why the doors are locked when the airplane fly.
Pathan: thinks about it for some time and reply,
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Because venders should not be enter

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 825 views

Bachpan me maa ki baat

Santa - Bachpan me maa ki baat suni hoti to aaj ye din na dekhna padta. JUDGE - Kya kehti thi maa?

Santa - Jab baat hi nahi suni toh kaise bataun kya kehti thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa being romantic to his wife

Santa being romantic to his wife.
“One day God tested me , erased all my memory and asked do you remember anyone now?
I told Him your name and He replied, “I am sorry some viruses cannot be formatted””

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pointing out the rules

On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:

"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?"

"How much for a season pass?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Are munne ko samjhao

husband: are munne ko samjhao ,zid kr raha hai ki gadhe per bethunga...

wife: to kya hua bcha hi to hai,
zara si der ke liye bhitha kun nahi lete..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher Shadi kya hai?

Teacher:shadi kya hai?

student:kunwaro k liye
"alpenlibe"
jee lalchaye raha n jaye..

or shadishuda k liye
"chlormint"
dubara mat puchna...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)