Woo cool reply

A babe was standing at a bus stop. A boy walking along remarked, chand to raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aaya?

The girl replied with a smile ulloo to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol raha hai?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 772 views
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