A boy asked a girl
I LOVE YOU JAAN

Girl: I have a boy friend and also engaged

Boy (after thinking)
agar adjustment hoti hai to kar laina

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 875 views

2 Pathano Ki Laraai Hui

2 Pathano Ki Laraai Hui..

1st Pathan:
Agar Tu Ny Apny Baap Ka
Doodh Piya hai To Mujhy
Maar Ker Dikha..

2nd Pathan: Oye Khochaa,
Baap ka Doodh Nahi Hota Hai..

1st Pathan: Hota Hai..
Hum Ny Kal Dukan Per Ja Ker
Milk Pak Ka Dabba Uthaya To
Dukandaar Ny Kaha,
"Wapas Rakh, Tere Baap Ka Doodh Hai.??" ;-p :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

aik gareeb larke ki shadi

1 Garib Ladke ki shadi ho rahi thi
Pandit- Kaho mai apna sab kuch
apni Biwi ko deta hu..
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Piche se awaz aayi-
"Lo bhai,
Bechare ki cycle bhi Gyi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa begum k liye Chhapal lene

Santa begum k liye Chhapal lene gaya

Dukandar:Santa ji size to batao

Santa:Yaar wo to mai bhul gaya
aisa karo mere kamar pe nisan dekhlo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

There were three birds

There were three birds - a mama bird, a papa bird and a baby bird.

One day they were trying to figure out which way to fly for the winter.

Mama bird says "My instincts tell me to fly south for the winter."

Papa bird says "Well, my instincts tell me to fly north for the winter."

Then baby bird says "Well, my ins stinks too, but they don't tell me where to go!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mujhe Laga Aap Mard Ho

Mujhe Laga Aap Mard Ho
Train chali, Santa ek dibbe mai chadh gaya

TT bola: kyun praaji, nazar nahi aati, ye ladies dibba hai

Santa: Sorry ji, mujhe laga aap mard ho

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)