Nurse : Mubarak ho aap ke ghar ladka paida hua hai.

Santa : Wah g wah kya technology hai, Biwi meri hospital hai,
aur bacha mere ghar paida hua hai!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1030 views

It was sardar’s wedding

It was sardar’s wedding anniversary. His wife asked:
Shell we have tandoori chicken to celebrate?

Sardar:
Why punish the poor chicken for the mistake we have done.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Isme Aur Colour Dikhao

Aik Pathan Pakistan Ka Flag Lene Aik Shop Par Gaya Usne Dukandar Se Kaha Ke Pakistan Ka Flag Dikhao…

Dukandar Ne Flag Dikhaya
To Pathan Ne Aik Aisi Baat Ki
Jisse Dukandar Ko Gussa Aagaya…

Guess Pathan Ne Kya Kaha Hoga??

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Pathan Said:
Yaara Isme Aur Colour Dikhao

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pehla afeemi: Yaar mein jahan jaata hoon

Pehla afeemi: Yaar mein jahan jaata hoon tum merey sath hotey ho

Doosra afeemi: Tum jidher bhee jao gey, mein tumharey peechey aaon ga

Pehla afeemi: Agar mein bazaar gaya to?

Doosra afeemi: Mein tumharey sath jaoon ga

Pehla afeemi: Agar sheher gaya to?

Doosra afeemi: Mein bhee tumharey peechey chala aaon ga

Pehla afeemi: Or agar mein kunwein mein chalang laga doon to…..?

Doosra afeemi: Mein baher beth ker tumhara intezaar karoon ga

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A Great Fruit Cake Recipie

You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle of whisky.

Sample the whisky to check for quality.

Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again.

Make sure the whisky is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whisky. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.

Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window, check the whisky again and go to bed.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan apni Parrosan se

Pathan apni Parrosan se: Mrs Thakur! Mai ne Aap se kaha tha k apne betay ko meri naqlien utarne se mana krien!

Kya usay mana kia?


Parrosan: Yes! Main ne usay mana kia k janwron jesi hrkat na kia kro.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)