Rishte Be-naqaab Ho Jaty Hyn
Rishte Be-naqaab Ho
Jaty Hyn
1- Burhapey Mein Aulaad
2- Museebat Mein Dost
3- Ghurbat Mein Biwi
Aur
4- Sales Na Hoon Tou
Manager ..
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