Santa: Yaar mene ek chij notice ki haiN Banta: kya?

Santa: mene hamesha note kiya hai ki jab railway fatak band hota hai to train jarur aati hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 855 views

Walking the Dogs

A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says "oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?"

The blonde replies "Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex."

The man responds "Huh.. that's interesting.. why did you name them such names?"

The blonde sighs and shakes her head "Everyone keeps asking me the same thing... duhh, what else can you name your watch dogs??"

by Kamran (few years ago!)

Hai Na Dunya Gol

chooha Billi Se Darta Hai

Billi Kuttay Se Datrteee Hai

Kutta Aadmee Se Darta Hai

Aadmee
Biwi Se Darta Hai

Or
Biwi Choohay Se Dartee Hai

Hai Na Dunya Gol !!!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

prove

Judge: How can you prove you were not speeding your car?

Man: Sir, I was on the way to bring back my wife from her mother's home! Judge: that's all, case dismissed

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Boy : My Father’s Name

Boy : My Father’s Name is “Laughing” and My Mother’s Name is “Smiling.”

Teacher : You Must be Kidding..?
Boy : No I am “Joking”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

khud parh ker dekhi hai.

Pathan to Molvi: kya wazu kiye bina Namaz ho jati hai?
Molvi: Nahi,
Pathan: Hoti hai yaar!
Molvi: Nahi hoti Bhai.
Pathan: Maine khud parh ker dekhi hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)