Ek Baar Parents Apne Bete Ke
Ek Baar Parents Apne Bete Ke Admission Ke Kiye Engineering college Jaate Hain,Aur Gate Ke Bahar Gaurd se Poochte Hain Ki Engineering College Kaisa Hain.Aur Placement Ki Kya Report Hai. Gaurd : Sir 100 Percent Placement Hain,Hamne Bhi engineering Yahi Se Ki Thi.
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