Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in Ur hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 772 views

ladka-jaanu mai tuhe subha se

ladka-jaanu mai tuhe subha se shaam tak shaam se subha tak pyaar karunga...

girl-to jaanu fir mai potty krne kab jaungi?????????

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

panka msjid se utaar k laee hy

Pathan apny mehman sy:
''O Yara, iss Pankey k neechey betho, tumhe swaab hoga."

Dost: Swaab, wo kese?

Pthan:
Hum ye panka msjid se utaar k laee hy..

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Dukhi shahri

Wo tu aj bi mujhe dekh kar muskarti hai.
Par un k bache bare kamine hain ju humein mamun keh k bulate hain

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Blonde Getting A Hair Cut

A blond was rollerblading with her headphones on. she stopped in the hair salon and asked for a hair cut. she instructed that the hair stylist could not take off the headphones.

the stylist replied "no" so the blond left. she went to a different hair salon and said the same thing. the stylist replied "ok".

after a while, the blond fell asleep in the chair. the stylist took off the headphones and the blonde died on the spot. confused at what happened, the stylist put on the headphones. they were saying, "breath in, breath out"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boss Issues

A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss". He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said. "Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"

by Muhammad Sadeeq (few years ago!)