Teacher Pappu Se Puchhta Hai
Teacher Pappu Se Puchhta Hai.
Teacher: “Tumhare Papa Kya Karte Hai?”
Pappu: “Sir, Wo Roz Galiyaan Khaate Hai”
Teacher: “Kya Matlab Hai Tumahara?”
Pappu: “Ji, Wo Customer Care Executive Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1023 views
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