Ladke walo ko ladki pasand
Ladke walo ko ladki pasand aa gayi aur unhone ladki walon se kha ki shadi kab karni hai?
Ladki walo ne kha ki abhi hamari ladki padh rahi hai, pdhai ke baad shadi hogi
Ladke walo se gusse mein kaha ki hamara ladka kya bandar hai jo kitabe phaad dega
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 806 views
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