Pehla Bhikari-Tum andhe hote

Pehla Bhikari-Tum andhe hote ho tumko jyada bhikh milti

Dusra Bhikari-Andha bankar dekh chuka hu khote sikko se tang aaker langda ban gaya hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 965 views
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