1 admi 2 Cigarettes pee raha tha
1 admi 2 Cigarettes pee raha tha
BV: 2 Cigarette Q pee rahe ho?
Admi: dost ki yad aa rahi hy, 1 meri aur 1 mere dost ki
kuch din baad admi 1 Cigarette pee raha tha.
BV: Dost ko bhool gaye kya?
Admi: Nhi bewaqoof, mene Cigarette peena chorr di hy ab sirf dost ki pee raha hon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 842 views
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