Ustad: agar mei tumhare walida ko 5000 rupe du

Aur unhe sirf 2000 ke zrurat ho tu wo kitney wapas kren ge?

Sara: 1 b nhe

Ustaad: Tumhari ma hisab nhe janti?

Sara: Sir ap meri ma ko nhe jante

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1088 views

kitaben phaar dega

Larke wale:hum ko larki pasand he shadi kb krni he?

Larki wale:abi to larki parh rhi he. . . .

Larke wale:Hmara beta knsa bacha he jo kitaben phaar dega

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

2 old ladies sitting in church 1 leans

2 old ladies sitting in church 1 leans over and whispers to the other "my butt is going to sleep" the other replies "I know I have heard it snore 3 times"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy

Sardar:Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya Bataon
DosT:Kya Mazak Krti Ha?
SArdar:Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma Boli
Dudhwala.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Train me 1 ladke ne T.T.E. Se kaha

Train me 1 ladke ne T.T.E. Se kaha
.
"Mujhe subah 4 baje patiala utha
dijiye ga, main na jagu to jabardasti utar dijiyega,
Muje subah interview dena hai."
Subah 8 baje ladka jaga to patiala nikal gaya
tha...!
Ladka TTE ko maa bahen ki
galiyan dene lga..!
Logo ne TTE se kaha ke wo apko
galiyan de raha hai aur appchup-
chap sun rahe hai.!!
.
TTE :- Main ye soch raha hun ki,
.
Subah jisko maine Zabardasti utar diya hai Woh
kitni galiyan de raha hoga..:p

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Boy: Muje 1 bottle blood dedo..

Boy: Muje 1 bottle blood dedo..

Nurse: Blood group bolo..

Boy: Koi b chlega..
...
Nurse: Kaise chalega..?

Boy: Girlfriend ko love letter likhna hai..:p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)