Ustad: agar mei tumhare walida ko 5000 rupe du

Aur unhe sirf 2000 ke zrurat ho tu wo kitney wapas kren ge?

Sara: 1 b nhe

Ustaad: Tumhari ma hisab nhe janti?

Sara: Sir ap meri ma ko nhe jante

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1065 views

Dost ki Kabar

Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai.

Aur samne wale kabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai.

Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai, “Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthega?”

Doosra aadmi, “Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A B C

Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very
scared of doing them in front of the class. The
teacher, though, told him that the best way to
conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and
do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class
and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's
the P?
"It's running down my leg."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Bare-E-Azam

Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?

Pathan:
4

Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?

Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pakistani: Mera beta bada ho raha hai

Pakistani: Mera beta bada ho raha hai. Voh sweet girlfriends ke sath bahar ghoomne jana pasand karta hai.

Indian: So sweet, mera beta to tumare bete se kahin aage hai, voh sweet girlfriends ke sath ghar ke andar rehna pasand karta hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Water tank

Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish
tank ! Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in
yesterday and he hasn't drunk that yet

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)