Maths teacher
Maths teacher:
Jab main tumharay jitna tha tou mere math main 100 marks aate thay.
Student:
yes sir, aate hongay, koi acha teacher parhata ho ga aap ko..........!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1069 views
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