Boy: Meri aik,aik
Boy: Meri aik,aik Saans Pe aik,aik Larki Marti hai..
Girl: To Tum Koi Acha sa Toothpaste Istimaal Q Nahi Karty.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 935 views
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