pathan

Pathan:tum nai hum ko dhoka diya diya hai...
Dukandar:nahi sar hum nai apko asli radio diya hai....
Pathan:abe ghada is par likha hai MADE IN JAPAN magar jab kholo to khetha hai yai hai karachi fm 107.

by hammad (few years ago!) / 951 views
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