Top 10 things only women understand
10) Cats' facial expressions.
9) The need for the same style of shoes in many different colors.
8) Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7) “Fat” clothes.
6) Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5) The difference between beige, off-white and eggshell.
4) Cutting your bangs to make them grow.
3) Eyelash curlers.
2) The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
1) Other women.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 843 views
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