Teacher Santa Se Class Mein Ek Question Poochti Hai.

Teacher To Santa: “Dahi Ki English Batao?”

Santa Sochne Ke Baad: “Milk Sleeping In The Night And Subha Subha Tight“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 997 views

Mobile Ki Battery 3 Se 4 Din

Jes Din Se us Bewafa Ne Mujhy Chora Hai
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“Dost”
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Yaqeen Mano
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Mobile Ki Battery 3 Se 4 Din Aaram Se Chal Jati Hai..?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

ak jaga baraat pa pabandi lag gi

ak jaga baraat pa pabandi lag gi
sardaroon ko pta chala wo saza dany chly gy
kali sahi lee or sabko lone ma laga kr moo kaly krny lagy
ak baraati bar bar line tur kr agy aa kr khta sadar: ji mra moo kala kroo
sadar: chal wapis
ak bar phr aa gya
sadar: phr bola chal waps
turi dhr bad phr aa gya sadar ji mara moo kala kroo
sadar: ki gal ay tanoo kadi jaldi ay
baraati: manoo pta ay sahi khtmm hoi ty tusi chater marny shroo ka do gy

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

A friend asks sardar

A friend asks sardar how was your exam?
Sardar: It was okey but i couldn’t answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote ‘THUNK’.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

College Ka Fullform

Munna: Ye sala College ka fullform kya hota hai?
Circuit: Apun ko malum hai na bhai

C-Come
O-On
L-Lets
L-Love
E-Every
G-Girl

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Daadi marte hue

Daadi marte hue :Beta mein apna farm, 6tractor, 50 janwar
aur 22,389,630 cash tumhare naam karti hun
Beta: Dadi yeh sab hai kahan?
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Dadi: FARMVILLE on Facebook.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)