Kaun Kitna Kanjoos Hai Iss Baat Ko Lekar Santa Aur Banta Ke Beech Behes Ho Rahi Thi.

Banta: “Main Itna Kanjoos Hoon Ke Apne Honeymoon Par Akela Hi Chala Gaya Aur Apne Paise Bachaye”

Santa: “Arrey Ye Bhi Koi Kanjoosi Hui, Meri Sun, Mene Apni Biwi Ko Apne Dost Ke Sath Bejh Diya Aur Poore Paise Bachaye“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 977 views

Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.

Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.

Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle?

Santa: Don?t worry darling, I'm already married

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Problem

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,I look at your picture and the problem disappear.

Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Raat ka time

Raat ka time jab Munna aur Chinkie apnay bed room mien so rahay thay to phone ki ghanti baji.

Voice: Aray doctor sahab jaldi aayeay! Meray betay nay blade kha liya hai.

Munna abhi jaanay k liye tayyar hi hota k dobara phone aata hai.

Voice: Doctor Sahab! Aab aanay ki koi zaroorat nahi, meray husband ko shave k liye doosra blade mil gaya hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena

Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.

Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.

Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

wapas krne ayaa hy

Major Rohail: Yar tum truck ko dekh k kaanp kyu jaate ho?

Pathan: Ek Truck driver meri b.v ko bhaga k le gaya tha.


Hr baar lgta hy
jese khana kharab
wapas krne ayaa hy.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)