1 molvi, 1 Aurat sy takra gaya
1 molvi, 1 Aurat sy takra gaya...
Aurat gusy sy boli!
Apko sharm nai ati, daarhi rakh kr takkar maar rahy ho....
Molvi !!
Muhtarma
Ay daarhi Ay
breakaan nai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1065 views
(Rated 5 Stars - 1 votes)
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