Pati Patni Aur Woh
Ek baar ek husband ne apni wife ko uske dost ke sath ghumte dekh liya.
Usne aav dekha na taav us dost ko jaan se maar diya.
Wife ne ye dekha aur gusse se boli..
Wife: “Tum Apne Is Gusse Ke Karan Apne Saare DoSto Se Haath Dho Bethoge”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 815 views
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Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
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wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
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