1 Aurat Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar Pr Baithi Thi

Musafir Ne Pocha: Darr Nhi Lgta?

Aurat: Lo Is Me Da
e Ki Kya Baat Hy

Andar Garmi Thi Is Liye Bahir Bethi Hon =P =D

by Hader Maher (few years ago!) / 587 views

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Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi
.
Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi
.
Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Phathan ne ghar ka darwaza

Phathan ne ghar ka darwaza ukhara aur kandhay pe rakh k bazar mai gya, ek aadmi ne poocha khan kya dawaza bechna hy?
pathan: nahi yaar taala khulwana hy :)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mom is bar hum sare

Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti hain…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Manager ne aanewale se poocha

manager ne aanewale se poocha, "kya tumhe pata nahin ki aagya ke bina andar aana mana hai."
aane wala, "janab, main aagya lene ke liye hi andar aaya hoon."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Boy was driving

A Boy was driving a car. A fat girl on scooty overtook him.
Boy shouted,
"Hey Bhains"

Girl turned back n shouted..
"tu hoga gadha, kuta shakal daikh apni bandar khein k''

Suddenly girl ka accident hogaya...

Usko road pe aik bhains ne takkar mari thi :( :p

MORAL:

"LARKIAN kbi pori baat nhi suntien ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)