1 bar ghandhi ji

1 bar ghandhi ji k sar per 8-10 baal ug aye gandhi ji naai k pas gaye,

Naai gusse sai bola inhe ginu ya katu?

Gandhi ji sharmaty howy bole inhy color kar do

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1202 views
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